Kiki | INFJ | Gryffindor | Queer-Asian Woman (she/her) | Intersectional Feminist | Multi Fandom | Sometimes I post about football.

florelgreen:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

also i got a lot of compliment on my hair
aren’t i glad i went out

I’m p drunk but i had a lovely time with my friend and her two dude friends. I got to talk about vaginas and how it’s ridiculous that porn dictates what a vulva supposed to look like. And how mind-boggling it is that people actually go get vaginal rejuvenation because of it.

I’m sooo much more vocal about my believes when i’m drunk. I yelled at a dude and dared him to push a baby out of his dick

captainsway:

watsonette:

SWAY NO

IT JUST DISSOLVED FROM THERE

SWAY NO

Wtf that might have been a foul but not a yellow
JAVI BARELY GRAZED HIM

julian green was born in florida guys this is my chance

PIZARRO YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

ok who needs friends tho
i’m at the bar by myself

lewandowski is starting god bless

i wish i had friends who will go to the bar and watch soccer with me

Happy 30th birthday my precious sunshine!

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

RF